Sports and my thoughts

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Sports: Joke

A New York family of Yankees fans heads out one Saturday to shop
for the youngest boy's birthday present. While in the sports shop, the
son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've
decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my
birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this, promptly whacks him upside
his head and says, "Go talk to mother!"
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his
mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like
this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him on the head
and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his
father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like
this jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back
of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
Later they're all in the car heading towards home. The father
turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today."
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good, son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour, and
I already hate you Yankee bastards."

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