Sports and my thoughts

Monday, October 31, 2005

Joke of the day

A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to
take some of the pressure off of him.

A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber" decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked the man, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "140." So the robot preceded to make
conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.

The man listened intently and said "This is really cool."

Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied "100." So the robot started talking
about football, baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really cool."

Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair,
seated himself and the robot, as with the others, asked him "What's your IQ?"

The man replied "50."

The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats
are really excited about Hilary running for president?"

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